For our final installment of the week, I have decided to raise fewer issues. However, I would like to devote a bit more space to them due to their relevancy vis-à-vis contemporary society. I will state for the record that I am neither a social scientist nor a philosopher (nor even a “cultural commentator” as some of my friends have contended- to be honest, I don’t even know what that title is supposed to mean). Rather, I take my cue from W.F. Buckley: whereas he was determined to “stand athwart history yelling ‘stop,’” I am content to sequester myself in the corner and chuckle at the inanity of it all.
Miscellaneous Thoughts
1.) What is the obsession with communication devices? What is the incessant demand for new and improved ways to project our daily lives to a nameless, faceless, mob of slack-jawed yokels for their viewing/listening pleasure? What is it in our nature that compels us to inform others as to what our dinner plans are or how excited we are about ABC’s new fall lineup? I think I know the answer: we are afraid of our own deafening silence. While I am lapsing into hyperbole, I think it is safe to say that we have lost our ability to think. The constant stream of input (bereft of quality content controls) is simply too much information to process in the short amount of time allowed. The result is a mindless chatter of background noise that is neither truly processed nor nominally processed; as such, it is absolutely worthless. Here is an interesting test for you: turn it off for a complete 24 hour period; no television (you may not record any shows during this time), no cell phone, no Twitter, no Facebook, no MySpace, no Internet. Let me know how this turns out for you.
2.) Is there a social classification known as “perpetually offended?” While I have spoken at length about the sheer waste of oxygen involved with this subject (thus perhaps compounding the problem), another thought has stuck me in the interim: how do these people have the time necessary to be constantly offended? Do they have regular jobs? Is their employer so “enlightened” that he or she will grant them a week’s paid vacation to go protest the fact that someone put four letters together on network television and thereby ensured the downfall of American society within the next six months? In a perverse sense, I suppose I envy them: I wish I had the extra time to waste as well as the emotional energy required to be personally offended on a daily basis. Perhaps someday I shall (as a note, I do not consider my blogs to be vehicles for expressing my offense at aspects of modern life; I view them simply as a means to vent my frustration and incredulity at a society that has been seriously degraded over the last fifty years).
3.) Perhaps I am being unreasonably old-fashioned here, but wouldn’t it serve their purpose better if the people who wax and rhapsodize about the “evils of nuclear power” actually learned something about the technology? Chernobyl was over 23 years ago, Three Mile Island was over thirty; for that matter, ask the average protester what happened at TMI and all you will likely hear is the ubiquitous phrase “it was a meltdown.” If time permits, go for broke and ask them exactly what the phrase means. A nuclear reactor plant is correctly described as the most complex system ever designed; it consists of more than a few canned phrases and “facts” learned from television. The sheer gall of such effrontery is amazing. I have always held out hope that people are generally decent and thoughtful, but displays of ignorance and outright stupidity have successfully worn me down over the years. It’s a simple process: when you are confronted with an idea or issue that does not sit well with you, take the time to learn something about it before you trumpet your moronic arguments to an equally dim-witted public.
I believe we shall conclude for now. I can feel my blood pressure rising and I wouldn’t want to deny the world my next series of tirades…