Recently, I had the distinct displeasure of observing a posted discussion concerning Rights vs. Equity theories of business practices in capitalist economies. As usual, I was singularly unimpressed with the drivel that leaked forth until the subject of natural law and social contract theory came up. One of the writers quoted ad nauseum from that most estimable of sources, Wikipedia; as she finished her diatribe (mostly dedicated to glossing over the glaringly disturbing aspects of Rousseau’s primitive howlings and crafting a Fischer-Price “My first philosophical discussion”) she defended her writings and lack of credible sources by saying: “I know this is right, because I have an Undergraduate Degree in Philosophy” (I admit, the capitalization is my own).
Stop the presses!
We’re dealing with the holder of an Undergraduate Degree in Philosophy!
Not only did this person take the same blob of liberal arts courses that a communications major does, she managed to spend a few hours listening to some burned-out ex-hippie pontificate about the merits of dialectical inquiry into the materialistic yearnings of the polluted bourgeoisie! Had I realized this at the outset, I would have campaigned for an immediate halt to any further discussion; let’s face it, we mere mortals are simply incapable of dealing with so profound an intellect…
Yawn.
Pieces of paper do not equate to erudition; learning is a lifelong process that must be cultivated with fresh insight and a fertile imagination- neither of which are taught in many schools as we know them. As you go forth through your daily routines, please realize that many an idiot has passed unscathed through the gates of the ivory towers. Their endless yammering has all the value of the raving lunatic in the street if they use superfluous credentials as intellectual weight. To steal a line from Shakespeare (people who refer to this man of genius as “the Bard” should be gassed): “It is a tale told by an idiot; full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”